Герои 3 - карта The New Batch

Объекты

• Случайный город
  • 17, 49 подземелье
  • Название: Gremlins
  • Сообщение: The Council of Monorama, led by the Highest Efen Taylor, has asked you to purge this land of Gremlins. You have accepted, thinking that this would be a relatiely simple job, compared to your previous assignment
  • Название: Gremlins
  • Сообщение: But alas, it isn't. The land is completely engulfed by Gremlins and their masters, the Grumblins (oh boy, what a great name). You must get rid of all these pests by yourself - alone.
  • Название: Papers1
  • Сообщение: You pick up the papers and glance at today's headline. Stonwwall Under Siege by Gremlins. What poor people, you DON'T think. Heh heh!
  • Название: Papers2
  • Сообщение: But actually, thinking about it after a while makes you change your mind. This little incident may be worth a few hero points, and besides you could use another town. So it's off to Stonwall!
  • Название: Competition
  • Сообщение: Your messenger returns from sending it your lottery ticket. The results will be in two weeks. You can hardly wait.
  • Название: Results
  • Сообщение: Yess! You won the 6th prize in the lottery! Now you can blow on whatever crazy creatures you want! P-a-r-t-y!
  • Название: umm
  • Сообщение: I...uh...I...I...drat! I wanted to tell you something important, but I forgot. I, uh, I'll tell you tomorrow.
  • Название: ah ha!
  • Сообщение: Yes! I remembered the mission obective! You havve to get the artifact that will kill the Gremlins. Its called...the Shield.
  • Название: ah ha!!!
  • Сообщение: I know its kinda vague, but it has to be some kind of shield. I mean, you watched 'Jason and the Argonauts', right? Oh come on. Help me out here.
  • Название: Faster
  • Сообщение: Hurry up and finish this level so you can finish your homework. You know how parents get. Blah blah, you've been at it for 60 hours or whatever.
  • Название: Border Guards
  • Сообщение: Hey! More news! You need to find three border guards! How do I know this? Well, ahem, I am a genius! Well, I also made this scenario but that's beside the point.
  • Название: Offspring World Tour
  • Сообщение: The Offspring are making a world tour. Watch out for them - y'know, birds of a feather. You rally your forces to crush any fans (should be a simple job), if any.
  • Название: Myth
  • Сообщение: Actually, I wanted to make a level like 'Myth and Legend', but it had too many useless events. I never put useless events. Umm, you enter another competition.
  • Название: Lose
  • Сообщение: You lose the competition. Does it matter? You should be wallowing in gold by now. I hope.
  • Название: Orb
  • Сообщение: Did I tell you that we're after an Orb? I did? Oh great. Now you made me feel embarrassed. I hate people who make me feel embarrassed.
  • Название: Lose, again
  • Сообщение: You lose to a zealot in the St. Joseph's College reunion. You bust your wallet over all the bets that YOU would win. Heh heh. What a loser.
  • Название: How sweet
  • Сообщение: The zealot compensates your losses. How sweet, you think, of him to spare a barely visible fraction of his multi-billion dollar empire. Something-soft, that's the name of his stupid company.
  • Название: Prezzie?
  • Сообщение: Here's a Mage Guild level 5 if you haven't already built it. If you have or if you're Stronghold, Fortress or Castle, sorry buddy, no dice. Unless you haven't built ANY Mage Guild at all, which means you've probably lost.
  • Название: Lame
  • Сообщение: Shirt's on fire...NOW IT'S OUT!
• Гремлин
  • 24, 48 подземелье
  • Сообщение: hehe...you shall...hehe...not pass...
• Лесной эльф
  • 21, 53 подземелье
  • Сообщение: A couple of Elves hanging around the Homestead are playing cards and looking bored. You offer to pay their rental fee and they join you. You keep their cards as well. Heh heh!
• Событие
  • 21, 54 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Here's the rental fee. Well go on, nothing's free, is it? Bummer.
• Событие
  • 25, 48 подземелье
  • Сообщение: What a lame threat. Even Gremlins wouldn't stoop that low! Wait, hold that thought. See the lone Pikeman there?
• Копейщик
  • 27, 49 подземелье
  • Сообщение: PLEASE don't hurt me! I really like your army! I'll run from it in respect! Just DON'T attack me!!
• Башмаки скороходы
  • 27, 50 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Gasp! I can't believe you deestroyed a helpless a Pikeman! I'm shocked! Anyway, his boots are yours, so you can continue on, I guess.
• Случайный монстр 3
  • 27, 45 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Thinking of free crystal? HA! Think again, smarty! You'll pay for this intrusion, worthless infidel!
• Событие
  • 26, 45 подземелье
  • Сообщение: You somehow can't quite shake the fact that those guys meant something by 'worthless infidel'.
• Событие
  • 34, 52 подземелье
  • Сообщение: You and yourr buddies stop by a lake for a break. Suddenly you realise its not just a lake - its a carp pond! Oh yeah its also got some colourful shiny stuff.
• Гремлин
  • 33, 54 подземелье
  • Сообщение: hehe...kill us i you...hehe...can...
• Событие
  • 36, 57 подземелье
  • Сообщение: You stop by the well and fish out some guy's junk. You realise its not junk but a Marksman. Looks like you found the guy those Marksmen were looking for.
• Лучник
  • 40, 53 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Hey, don't hurt us! We're just looking for our buddy who fell down the well!
• Замок
  • 35, 46 подземелье
  • Название: Stonwall
• Событие
  • 46, 49 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Looking carefully at this huge structure, you soon recognize it - it's your old school! You walk in cheerily. The teachers, it seems, are not too happy. Losers, you think.
• Сера
  • 18, 40 подземелье
  • Сообщение: This smells pretty good. It looks like Taco Bell seasoning. Mmm...tastes like Taco Bell seasoning too.
• Событие
  • 15, 35 подземелье
  • Сообщение: A dark, hot lava world. Just the place Gremlins won't be - but other much worse creatures. Things don't look so good...
• Событие
  • 12, 32 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Oh no! A Dragon attack!!!
• Событие
  • 29, 47 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Oh no! More Gremlins up a head. Guess you'll have to slaughter them like you did before. At least they can't shoot, right...?
• Ящик Пандоры
  • 47, 41 подземелье
  • Сообщение: I have a strong hunch that this box is guarded. Big time.
• Событие
  • 47, 40 подземелье
  • Сообщение: So I was wrong. Big deal. But the other Box to your right is DEFINITELY guarded.
• Ящик Пандоры
  • 53, 39 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Don't say I didn't warn you.
• Событие
  • 52, 40 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Okay, fine. But I'm not wrong EVERY time.
• Ящик Пандоры
  • 37, 41 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Okay, no question about it. THIS baby is guarded. Take caution...!
• Кольцо странника
  • 33, 40 подземелье
  • Сообщение: What a funny ring. Your units seem to win at Track meet every time you wear it to go and support them. How odd. Oh well. You keep the ring.
• Сфера тверди земной
  • 32, 41 подземелье
  • Сообщение: You see a baboon toying with a strange sphere. You grab it from the monkey and play with it yourself. Heyyy! This is fun! And your Magic Arrow is doing more damage too!
• Дьявол
  • 33, 41 подземелье
  • Сообщение: You want this stuff? Come and get it, weakling!
• Событие
  • 36, 41 подземелье
  • Сообщение: See!?! I'm not wrong every time.
• Событие
  • 27, 33 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Have the pleasure of destroying a hapless skeleton.
• Событие
  • 26, 33 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Man, that was fun! Dumb, but fun!! Sadist.
• Указатель
  • 13, 34 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Mean Creature Cavern
• Указатель
  • 11, 33 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Ferrying services available here!
• Событие
  • 40, 33 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Here's the wisdom skill to help you out. It looks pretty useless, but if you don't have it your going to be VERY disppointed at what the scholar teaches you!!
• Гончая ада
  • 7, 7 подземелье
  • Сообщение: These puppies join you.
• Событие
  • 33, 47 подземелье
  • Сообщение: So sue me.
• Случайный монстр 3
  • 32, 25 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Hey look! A shield! This might be the one you're looking for! It's guarded...umm, oh no...
• Топор кентавра
  • 27, 30 подземелье
  • Сообщение: This one's not gonna come easy. Hope you're ready to fight, buddy.
• Событие
  • 28, 30 подземелье
  • Сообщение: There's the Centaur's Axe up ahead, but its gonna be a tough fight. Carry on if you're powerful, and flee if you're still a LOSER. (sorry)
• Событие
  • 26, 23 подземелье
  • Сообщение: More lava...the first clue to your 'shield' will be here. Maybe. Ah, what the heck.
• Событие
  • 22, 21 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Hahahahahahaha! laughs Ignatius up ahead, with his cackling gremlins. You will not defeat me! You know you WILL defeat him, so you move foward and kick his Gremmlin butt (unless you've run out of moves. Loser!)
• Событие
  • 20, 21 подземелье
  • Сообщение: With his *sniff sniff* dying breath, Ignatius points vaguely east and says, The Gremlins' curse may be broken there. Go and ugggggggggggggh... He's finished. Oh well, at least you got a prezzie.
• Событие
  • 36, 11 подземелье
  • Сообщение: What a stupid island! So bloody hot, no TV, no Oreos, and no air-con! How can that stupid seer and those stupider Cyclops live in this pathetic place! Your shorts are drenched with sweat...must have water...!!!
• Виверна
  • 64, 37 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Oh look, another one of these fellers, Clev. Yeah, let's show 'im how we ate the, uh, other one, Bob. I thought you were a vegetarian, mate. Ah, who gives a damn.
• Гремлин
  • 57, 32 подземелье
  • Сообщение: death to...hehe...intruders...
• Событие
  • 55, 34 подземелье
  • Сообщение: An icky, mucky swamp. Perfect for just after you roasted yourself in the fiery lava pits. Look for a subterranian gate and a shipyard here - both will be invaluable in this mission. See? I can give good advice.
• Гнолл мародер
  • 58, 12 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Decided to give you a break from Gremlins. Have some Gnolls instead. Just as tasty.
• Событие
  • 58, 13 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Yuck.
• Событие
  • 49, 18 подземелье
  • Сообщение: A strange man jumps out from the bushes and stares at you a while. Don't I know you? he queries. You shake your head no. Oh well, he sighs. I needed to get rid of this great artifact, but I clearly don't know you. Sorry.
• Событие
  • 50, 18 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Bpphh...you blew that one!!
• Вампир
  • 68, 19 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Why the heck are you guarding a Dendroid place? you ask the Vamps. They look around and then turn back to you. Sorry guv. Looks like we messed up. Anyway, we're hungry.
• Событие
  • 58, 21 подземелье
  • Сообщение: You find a four-leaf clover in the trees nearby. You pluck it, and it dies. Oh well.
• Событие
  • 61, 24 подземелье
  • Сообщение: While your troops head towards the fountain, you notice the head on the fountain. Its your ex-girlfriend, whom you doomed to remain in stone forever. You sheepishly stand aside and drink from your thermos.
• Указатель
  • 56, 32 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Bubblegloop Swamp - next exit.
• Событие
  • 60, 49 подземелье
  • Сообщение: You get off the ship...and are attacked by Offspring fans!!!
• Событие
  • 60, 50 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Man, that was weird! I didn't know Offspring had fans.
• Событие
  • 46, 50 подземелье
  • Сообщение: I don't believe it! You've killed your teachers!! You've got GUTS! Come over here some time!
• Гремлин
  • 53, 66 подземелье
  • Сообщение: That guy left us...some religious thing, um, hehe.
• Событие
  • 65, 61 подземелье
  • Сообщение: You see a few Hydras with golf caps looking into the woods. Hey buddy, they call. Our ball's stuck down there. Could ya help us? You do, and they give you the 'lucky ball pendant' as a gift. Since when do Hydras play golf anyway?
• Гидра
  • 67, 62 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Hey! Don't attack! We're just playing golf!
• Гидра хаоса
  • 66, 60 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Hey! Don't attack! We're just playing golf!
• Указатель
  • 63, 63 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Hydra and Sons Country Club
• Гидра
  • 58, 58 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Hey! Don't attack! We're just playing golf!
• Событие
  • 42, 67 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Ew.
• Событие
  • 67, 60 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Now THAT'S a big lake. Kudos to the loser who shoots into there.
• Руда
  • 17, 35 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Ooh...and these look like Tacos!
• Указатель
  • 47, 69 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Phoenix and Sons Country Club - coming in 2004
• Событие
  • 3, 71 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Hah! Just try and vanquish the computer player! This is foolproof- go and kill those Gremlins, slacker boy!
• Событие
  • 34, 47 подземелье
  • Сообщение: You've made it Stonwall, the town in the Papers a couple days back! Are you gonna help these guys, or slack?
• Событие
  • 55, 64 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Hey! Check out the dead guy!
• Событие
  • 13, 19 суша
  • Сообщение: Looks like the Orb is no the other side...well, whatya waiting for? Take a peek!
• Событие
  • 14, 16 суша
  • Сообщение: You clearly aren't gonna get there by normal means. It's portal huntin' time.
• Ящик Пандоры
  • 13, 16 суша
  • Сообщение: Hmmm...looks like it's box opening time again.
• Событие
  • 24, 33 суша
  • Сообщение: The artifact we're after SHOULD be down here. Yeah, it's a Heroes tradition, the prize is always down here, hidden by Dragons or something. Did I say Dragons? I meant, uh, trees. Yeah, trees.
• Событие
  • 22, 32 суша
  • Сообщение: Dragons attack. From trees. I told you to look out for trees.
• Событие
  • 19, 39 суша
  • Сообщение: Gasp! Thanks for coming down here, man. A whole week without watching Friends! I gotta get out of here.
• Мастер гремлин
  • 15, 27 суша
  • Сообщение: Gremlins down here TOO? You deeply consider getting back to selling matches to merolk. Or yo-yos to medusas. Whatever.
• Событие
  • 4, 15 суша
  • Сообщение: Strange. A garden in the middle of nowhere. Come to think of it, why are YOU in the middle of nowhere? Don't answer that.
• Гнолл
  • 54, 12 суша
  • Сообщение: You want the password? Come and get it, hero! (I'll probably regret saying that.
• Событие
  • 58, 10 суша
  • Сообщение: This place is scary...like most other places around here. But you gotta push on, or push off. Wait, don't push off. Yet.
• Башня
  • 45, 50 суша
  • Название: Grublinia
• Событие
  • 38, 65 суша
  • Сообщение: Whoa...earthquake zone. Not only is this place seriously out of shape, its also the home of the Grublins. Bummer. Good luck. Really.
• Кираса титана
  • 44, 69 суша
  • Сообщение: Trained you well, didn't I? Well, that's just me. Oh, no no no, don't thank me. Just take the Cuirass. Good lookin', isn't it? Man, these Titans sure keep things in shape.
• Титан
  • 43, 69 суша
  • Сообщение: Ah, heh heh...
• Событие
  • 43, 60 суша
  • Сообщение: I thoguht we don't worship id...SHUT UP!
• Гигант
  • 53, 41 суша
  • Сообщение: Umm...can't think of anything clever to say. Ah, what the heck - die, stupid, um, person!
• Привидение
  • 59, 42 суша
  • Сообщение: Just up ahead you see - oh my gawd, its Elvis' ghost! You feel like worshipping it, but your irate troops couldn't tell Elvis from Wierd Al Yankovic. Oh well.
• Указатель
  • 5, 71 суша
  • Сообщение: The only obelisk in the game - congrats!
• Указатель
  • 58, 39 суша
  • Сообщение: The Grail is NOT here
• Меч адского пламени
  • 42, 44 суша
  • Сообщение: Free sword. I thought I may as well throw in a few freebies to make this scenario nicer. I don't ask for Angel Wings. I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK!
• Гремлин
  • 52, 21 суша
  • Сообщение: Here are some guys who need no introduction at all.
• Золото
  • 14, 13 суша
  • Сообщение: Think all these resources are pointless? Think again. These are to prevent any cheaters out there from that stupid 'Dimension Door' thing. Oh, I sooo hate that!!!! Anyway, just keep going.
• Сфера уязвимости
  • 17, 3 суша
  • Сообщение: FINALLY! The Orb is yours - Gremlins die everywhere. Splatt, splatt, congratulations! You've conquered to most pathetic mission in history!
• Указатель
  • 16, 5 суша
  • Сообщение: Admittedly, all those were too easy. This is the final challenege - go for it!
• Событие
  • 52, 23 суша
  • Сообщение: The portals just a few steps away - are you going to chicken out now? Squawk squawk!
• Указатель
  • 49, 27 суша
  • Сообщение: I know, cursed ground sucks, but I had to put it in in case people use that !!@$%**& 'Dimension Door'. I HATE 'Dimension Door'!!!!!