Скачать карту Герои 3: Statute Quandary (Heroes 3)

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Introduction

...and that, sir, is what has happened to the statue. You mean you actually saw the pieces fly out the window when the silly Milany disturbed me and I dro... and it slipped out of my fingers? Uh... yes sir, highly unusual, that. Your uncle never did tell me it was a magic statue, but that makes the situation even more dire than it already is, as I recall, I told you he would gut you to feed his pet trolls. Well, that would be because it was his favourite statue. He won't stop there now, he'll skin you first, mighty soft leather, human skin makes, to sell to a willing babarian and Then gut you to fe- Yes, yes, you answer hurriedly to stop the lurid descirptions from escaping Thorined's mouth. Damn that man, you wish you could hang him like you did Milany for startling you. ...and when he finds out you've hanged his butler, oh my, he'll pull out your tongue and sell it to a witch, I hear fresh tongues are scarce this year. But he gave me a shock! you protest indignantly. Sir, he was using the privy when you dropped the statue. He only rushed in to help you up when he heard that big explosion. Well, yar, you see? Butlers don't use privies, they're supposed to stand around and appear to look useful. I fail to see how that means he startled you. Well, isn't it obvious? you reply, rolling your eyes, He... was not doing his duty and... as such he made me drop the statue. My lord, some people are so dense, it's amazing they can get to any high stations in life. ... and you, as the high Prince of the land and Dylrin post, first relative of your uncle, the Wizard Suporal, are supposed to bring it to him. You raise a quizzical eyebrow, Bring what to my uncle? The statue, of course, Thorined says, a queer sound emitting from his throat, must be his age, The one you broke, you foo... sir. What! Where am I going to find all the pieces? you ask hysterically. I don't know, but I suggest you hurry, he will want it quite soon. You calm yourself. It's a statute quandary, you say, laughing at your marvelous pun. Thorined appears to sigh, or breathe out heavily, more likely, Sir, 'statute' means 'law', I fail to see how it's appropriate for the situation. Oh quiet, you retort, he's just jealous of your quick wit.
Story

The people of Faran Chondia, ahem, your people... they have discussed their lord's most tragic problem, and have decided that the only way to resolve it is by asking the Seer of the Tower. He is known to give obscure advice and presents an example of his advice to you after saying something strange. Weird... that sounds vaguely familiar... hmm... oh cr- you cut your thought off, I've met him, you tell your people as they raise their heads expectantly towards you, but his advice was useless. They groan, but a seer hobbles up to you and tells you, quivers into your ear really, that none of his advice is ever useless. Alright, you tell yourself incredulously as you dismiss the old coot, What doth lies beyond here is what would aid thee in finding the passages of clandestine shouldst thou hunt for the like. Makes absolute (non)sense. And he was suppose to show you an example of his advice after that stupid speech and he didn't. Did he?
Uncle

Nephew! booms a voice while you sleep, This is your uncle speaking. I want my Statue of Legion now! Would you kindly bring it to my castle in the air, Aeris Stella? I await your arrival. The voice disappears When you awaken, a feeling of urgency takes over you, I'd better find those pieces quickly, lest Uncle kills me.
Uncle2

While you sleep, the voice comes to you again. Ahem, why aren't you here yet? If you can't find the way, look for a monolith that has the symbol of the sky pulsing through its coils. A mental image swims across your mind. Hurry, I'd like my statue now. You awaken with dread in your heart. Hurry! you tell yourself, be still my pounding heart, follows in quick succession.
Uncle3

The voice comes again while you slumber. My dear boy, what has become of you? Hurry! And when you wake up, you do.
voice

That annoying voice of Uncle fills your head while you slumber yet again. Will you hurry, you useless lousehead? I absolutely need it right now. I'm having guests over and I would really like to have it here to show it off.. By sheer concentration, you manage to break through the barrier of sleep and shout back at the voice, Oh shut up, you senile old bag, I've broken your ridiculous statue and I'm trying to find the pieces, so go... Shoo! I have things to do and all that, go away! The other voice fades away in outraged silence. You wake in the morning feeling refreshed and alive. Ahh... what an invigorating oratory, after that bit of purging you feel fresh and well rested. Wait... That was a dream wasn't it? Which means it wasn't real, which means you didn't Really give that retort. Damn, a prickly weight settles itself comfortably between your shoulders.
uncle

He invades your dreams yet again, that old fool. My dearest nephew, I Absolutely need the statue in one month's time. If you don't bring it to me by then, I shall be very displeased and will dispatch a professional seeker to hunt you and the statue. I will be very annoyed if I have to do this; you know how much professional seekers cost, and how they are unkillable. I wouldn't like to be in your shoes if I do have to do this deed.
warning

One month has passed since you last spoke with Uncle. You feel tangible fear in your heart: the Seekers are here.

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Замок
- 4, 5 подземелье
- Название: Mito Dolae
Ноги Легионера
- 16, 3 подземелье
- Сообщение: Ah ha! you have found the first piece. Marvellous.
Бастион
- 5, 24 подземелье
- Название: Faran Chondia
Крепость
- 11, 53 подземелье
- Название: Aqua et Pluvia
- Посещение Зверолов: Название
- Название: monres
Бастион
- 2, 69 подземелье
- Название: Amat Equus
Цитадель
- 48, 31 подземелье
- Название: Terra Firma
- Посещение Варвар: Название
- Название: monres
Страж задания
- 35, 34 подземелье
- Сообщение: Return with 250 units of ore and we'll let you through. What! Why so much? Because we like to charge high prices, duh. But where can I find all the ore? You see that rocky land you've just come from? Dig around, I'm sure you will be able to find plenty of rocks and potential quarries there.
Некрополь
- 42, 58 подземелье
- Название: Caelum Umbra
- Посещение Некромант: Название
- Название: monres
Поясница Легионера
- 24, 67 подземелье
- Сообщение: The loins of the statue are hidden in a bush from which you slowly extract it.
Костяной дракон
- 34, 61 подземелье
- Сообщение: Do not enter! rasps the dragons, The Armour of the Damned must be kept away from all civilization forever!
Ходячий мертвец
- 38, 52 подземелье
- Сообщение: *SCREECH!!!* HELP! THESE BLOODY ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO EAT ME!!! *SCREECH!!!* LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY FRIEND!!! *SCREECH!!!*
Событие
- 39, 53 подземелье
- Сообщение: Thank you thank you thank you, the scholar breathes heavily. Umm... you're welcome welcome welcome? you reply. Oh shut up, he snaps. That rude ingrate, someone ought to teach him some manners. You bloody bum, I saved you, give me a reward now, you snap back. Fine, he retorts ungraciously, come here to learn something then. It better be good, I didn't save your life for the stupid glory of it. You gallop up to him, muttering under your breath about ill mannered people.
Шлем-череп
- 41, 67 подземелье
- Сообщение: You see a little glint of gold in the fog. As you near it, it solidifies into a queer looking helmet.
Событие
- 36, 56 подземелье
- Сообщение: The skeletons and their rough weapons all crumble and turn to dust. All save one skeleton. You notice it is still quivering, spasming on the floor, with its hand still clutching a sword in a death grip. Haha, you laugh at your witty sense of humour. Picking up the sword, you look along its edge. Not bad, but not good either. No... you... cannot form... it... too dangero- I don't believe I spent time killing them just for this lousy sword, you grumble to yourself, stepping on the skeleton's skull to get back to your horse, cutting off its incessant ramblings. What is the armour he was talking about?
Событие
- 42, 59 подземелье
- Сообщение: As you reach the castle, and old man appears on the um... wall of the castle. Hello mister, I'm quite curious on what this Armour of the Damned is? you say. He sighs, opening his mouth, and a cloud of dust comes spilling out, It is a- My goodness! When was the last time you brushed your teeth? you cut in vehemently. This guy has no sense of personal hygiene whatsoever, you think to yourself, picking your nose. His mouth just hangs open in astonishment, and you can see that he doesnt have any teeth left! You see?!? you exclaim, pulling your finger out of your nose and brandishing it at himt, You must always brush your teeth after meals, it prevent your teeth from becoming dust and... My Lord! When was the last time you washed your face! Four syllables, mister! Ex-foi-li-ate. You really should... Enough, boy! he booms. You trail off. If you want to know what the Armour of the Damned is, listen! He appears to roll his eyes, but with those gigantic eyebags, you can't really tell.It is a most powerful artifact that is extremely dangerous. It was first called the Armour of Glory, for battles were always won whilst wearing it, but the little known side effects began to... Hmm hm hmm, Hey! That tree looks a lot like your uncle! Kinda gnarled and bent over, maybe you should uproot it for him. ...istening boy? Hmmm? um... yeah. Look, can I have the Armour? No! It is split into four parts so that it's effects cannot touch me, or this land any longer, look what has become of me! Umm... yah, okay,... Can I have it now? Boy! Go away! I have no time to entertain imbeciles... Mmm... Boy... away... imbeciles.. will not give it to you... mmm... WHAT! What! You won't give it to me! And you called me an imbecile! you add as an afterthought, Oh, you are so dead.
Лич
- 42, 65 подземелье
- Сообщение: The Armour must not be joined!
Зловещий рыцарь
- 48, 57 подземелье
- Сообщение: Trot trot trot. Here come a few skinny horses. They look half dead to you. Lousy riders, not taking care of their horses! you think angrily to yourself. Yah! yah! Hurry you stupid horse! A snail could outdistance you! We have some lessons to teach! Your pathetically slow mount surges forward under the encouragement of your heels.
Инферно
- 63, 63 подземелье
- Название: Ignis non Aqua
- Посещение Одержимый: Название
- Название: monres
Скелет воин
- 35, 56 подземелье
- Сообщение: The Armour of the Damned shall never be formed!
Торс Легионера
- 27, 45 подземелье
- Сообщение: The torso lies amidst a vast pocket of sand. You pick it up and blow the debris off.
Замок
- 37, 7 подземелье
- Название: Angelus Vitae
- Посещение Рыцарь: Название
Руки Легионера
- 19, 1 подземелье
- Сообщение: Climbing into the tree, you see the Arms of Legion trapped in the branches, you jerk it out to the snapping of branches. Hurray! you say to yourself. hmm... you wonder why the tree is moaning in... it appears to be... pain?
Замок
- 21, 11 подземелье
- Название: Angelus Malus
- Посещение Клерик: Название
- Название: res
Страж задания
- 6, 12 подземелье
- Сообщение: Ahh... it is the young one known as Alagar. A bit of obscure advice
Башня
- 65, 6 подземелье
- Название: Aeris Stella
- Посещение Чародей: Название
- Название: monres
- Название: monres
- Название: monres
- Название: build
- Название: skyship
- Название: monres
- Название: gold
- Название: gold
- Название: gold
- Название: gold
Событие
- 40, 46 подземелье
- Сообщение: Once again, you marvel at your brains. Water walking, what an ingenious idea.
Событие
- 4, 7 подземелье
- Сообщение: You sigh as you turn from Mito Dolae, you always did enjoy the view from the turrets. What a lovely holiday home, you think to yourself, I should buy it from Uncle. Now you find your way to Faran Chondia, your own little castle, to find out how to go about this quest. Surely there will be people in there who aren't streaked with hostility with the people in this place, You'd think they could be more polite to your friends when they came for that surprise midnight party, I mean, they are paid to serve, so why grumble over a small party? People make no sense, you nod to yourself, must be what they eat.
Указатель
- 42, 47 подземелье
- Сообщение: {Precarious reefs, no landing of ships.} A problem, you tell yourself, how am I supposed to land there if I cannot use a ship?
Голова Легионера
- 12, 38 подземелье
- Сообщение: Ahead you see a head.
Могучий горгон
- 28, 60 подземелье
- Сообщение: A bunch of coppery cows come up to you. Moo! they threaten, moo moo moo. What a load of bull sh- you are about to marvel at your pun when one of them squirts liquid out of its nose at you. That's disgusting! you tell yourself, readying for battle.
Событие
- 11, 14 подземелье
- Сообщение: What lies beyond this quaint purple gate is the Land of the Angels. Or Terra Angelus. Haha, you pride yourself on your extensive knowledge of authentic names. Unfortunately, the guards in the silly purple thing don't seem impressed. They don't let you pass either. Sigh... where is the thirst for knowledge that we are all supposed to be born with? Bah, ignorant plebeians.
Событие
- 13, 24 подземелье
- Сообщение: You know something? you tell yourself, I really like my little castle here. It's so... what's the word... nice! that's it.
Событие
- 4, 32 подземелье
- Сообщение: This river flows down stream, and you decide to follow it. Where it leads really is a mystery to you, but the pieces of statue must be in a place chartered 'unknown', and this place is unknown! What are the chances of finding it here?! Oh dear, what was that? Bleagh, the water here seems murky and cold, and alive...
Событие
- 1, 44 подземелье
- Сообщение: Fighting through the underbrush, you come to a small clearing, from which a long narrow path extends. Let us go an-adventuring la di da... you sing to yourself as you make your way down the path.
Событие
- 10, 48 подземелье
- Сообщение: This be the land of usss, hiss a few snaky things. 'be the land of us', what pathetic sentence construction you snort. You look around at this place, hmmm, so this is where all the water flows, little wonder it's so wet here.
Событие
- 13, 55 подземелье
- Сообщение: Oh look, the purple keymaster's tent, now maybe the people over at that purple border guard will let you through. Hmm... it seems you have to get some small inconvenience out of the way before you can proceed to the tent. A trifling matter, of little consequence, of no moment... you lose yourself in the throes of a wonderfully rich language, and your capacity for containing this richness. Sometime... most of the time, you amaze yourself at your sheer brilliance.
Событие
- 30, 61 подземелье
- Сообщение: Another purple gate. Hmm... where to go first, into the unknown realm? or into Terra Angelus.
Событие
- 41, 27 подземелье
- Сообщение: Ooo, what a rocky land this is.
Событие
- 43, 43 подземелье
- Сообщение: A rocky land. How quaint.
Событие
- 70, 42 подземелье
- Сообщение: And tucked away in some lonesome corner stands the obelisk. Yay. Now you can build up some town to invincibility. Did i mention you have to fight for it?
Событие
- 7, 67 подземелье
- Сообщение: Ooo! Forget Mito Dolae! This will do perfectly as a holiday home. And you do not need to pay Uncle for it! What a bargain!
Событие
- 28, 34 подземелье
- Сообщение: The monolith ahead hums with considerable power. This must be the one to the sky.
Событие
- 64, 36 подземелье
- Сообщение: What nonsense! This is no sky! It's a bloody mountain pass! A narrow one at that. You were duped! That lousy Uncle!
Событие
- 66, 31 подземелье
- Сообщение: Pretty high though, if these clouds are any indication. Maybe you did teleport to the sky after all.
Указатель
- 69, 24 подземелье
- Сообщение: Sky Boats Rental Service First trip free, subsequent trips 1000 gold and 10 wood.
Событие
- 69, 25 подземелье
- Сообщение: Woah! It is the sky! How marvellously... scary. Am I supposed to get into that rickety boat? Lord save my soul...
Событие
- 65, 7 подземелье
- Сообщение: As you stalk up to the castle, you mutter to yourself. Getting me to travel all around the world indeed. To do what? Fix a lousy little statue. Please. Who does he think I am? Some little errand boy to boss around? And that boat trip! Curses to him for making me travel across the sky in that small stupid RAft. You decide you won't return the statue to Uncle, you're gonna keep it, and keep this castle too. It has a much better view than anywhere else on earth. Of course, there's that little matter of getting Uncle out of the castle, but I'm sure I can manage.
Волшебный свиток
- 47, 32 подземелье
- Сообщение: This is my scroll It is not yours It is mine Yes Mine
Событие
- 46, 32 подземелье
- Сообщение: You don't really believe in deposing people, the few before were incidental, but really, this castle is so central to everything, it would make a great addition to your collection.
Событие
- 71, 68 подземелье
- Сообщение: You wonder where that monolith leads to. Somewhere useful, you hope.
Событие
- 68, 70 подземелье
- Сообщение: Fiery forms materialize and attack!
Событие
- 20, 4 подземелье
- Сообщение: The tree whispers to you, Something annoying is caught in my branches, if you can get it out, it's yours.
Событие
- 15, 11 подземелье
- Сообщение: Ahh... Terra Angelus, a place of ancient history and the initiation of civilization. A wonderfully historic and beautiful place. You'll have to raid it to find the pieces. Any piece.
Друид
- 4, 6 подземелье
- Название: Alagar
- Биография: You know, it's not all the time that someone can do a biography of him or herself. And here am I doing one for myself, because I think people deserve to know who I am. It's called an autobiography this way, by the way. So yes, I am Alagar the Magnificent, prince and nephew of the Wizard Suporal Uncle and... damn, no more space...
Событие
- 32, 66 подземелье
- Сообщение: You begin to suspect that these are the 'pathways of clandestine' that old man was talking about.
Событие
- 32, 36 суша
- Сообщение: I apologise for the unused bottom couldn't get rid of it once activated.
Башня
- 34, 10 суша
- Название: tavern

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