Скачать карту Герои 3: Dragon's Revenge (Heroes 3)

Слухи

Tenderizing gnolls.

It is best to tenderize your tough ole gnarly gnoll in ale. This not only makes him soggy but takes a bit of the wild taste out.
Safe handling.

Proper handling of your gnoll food products is important. Always keep the rear......pointed to the rear!
Seasoning your gnoll.

Always use great care when seasoning with salt and pepper. You gon't want the gnoll sneezing in your dish!
Proper washing.

Always wash and scrub your gnoll before preparing him for dinner....after all you know the places he frequents!
Meat mallet

When tenderizing your gnoll with a meat mallet always stuff an apple in his mouth where you won't hear the wise cracks.
Testing for doneness

When testing your gnoll for doneness with a meat thermometer....always be sure he is positioned bottom side down.
Proper quantities.

When baking for large crowds just add a few female gnolls to the dish with gnarly gnoll troll..before you know it your pot runneth over.

События

Recipes.

I finally have the grubby little Gnarly Gnoll Troll (aka Ritcher1) in my hands.......now what to do with him .........I know!
book

Plunders through the cabinets and finally locates her All-Time Favorite Gnoll Recipes book.......flips through it excitedly......
Bull's-eye

Page 19: Bull's Eye Gnoll Burgers 3/4 cup soft bread crumbs (nice pillow for gnoll head...meats not good when bruised)......1/4 keg ale (to keep him in the bowl)......pinch of salt....pinch of garlic....1 inebriated gnoll....2 hard cooked roc eggs.....pinch of chili pepper....
bulls eye directions

First pound the gnoll senseless.....set him to the side. In the bowl combine other ingredients....toss in the gnoll......if he starts stuggling...bonk him with the meat hammer.......coat gnoll with ingredients......toss in frying pan (be sure to slam lid down to prevent escape and deafen screams)....cook 3 minutes each side .....toss on bun.....and enjoy:)
Popover

If that doesn't trigger your fancy you might try....... Popover Gnoll Tarragon 1 Inebriated gnoll (must be soused to remove some of the wild taste) 2 tablespoons boars lard 3 roc eggs 1 1/2 kegs of ale 1 1/2 cups flour pinch of salt 1 teaspoon dried tarragon
popover directions

Heat the boars lard in the skillet till it's popping hot. Toss in the gnoll (you may have to swat him repeatedly with the spatuala to keep him from popping out). Enjoy the gnarly gnoll line doing the twist. Mix other ingredients and pour over the gnoll. While he's buried under the stuff, slide it into a casserole dish. If he pops over quickly prod him with a fork and flip him back. The sight of his rearend will surely ruin your appetite for this delightful dish. Bake 60 minutes .....then stick a fork in him cause he's done:)
Gnoll potluck

A nice quick dish is the Gnoll Potluck Supper. 1/2 cup chopped onion. 1/2 cup chopped green pepper. 1/4 cup boar lard 1 gnarly gnoll troll 1 keg of ale 7 hard cooked roc eggs 1 1/2 soft bread crumbs (gives him the illusion you are fixing him a nice soft bed.
potluck direct

Lightly saute onion, green pepper, and gnoll. Blend in flour. If the gnoll starts coughing stuff the extra whole pepper in his mouth. Stir in ale (this should keep the gnoll quiet if the pepper falls out). Mix in rest of the ingredients...dump into casserole dish and bake 25 minutes. If your luck holds he won't wake up till dinner is finished.
dilled gnoll

A french favorite is Dilled Gnoll Ragout. 1/3 cup flour pinch of salt dash of pepper (beware of sneezing on this one...ruins dinner) 1/2 tsp dillweed 1/4 cup boar lard 10 oz pkg frozen peas (not to be confused with pee...a gnoll's urine is strong enuff to eat through the strongest dish) 1/2 cup of wine (keep away from the gnoll's mouth) 1 cup dairy sour cream
dilled direct

Now comes the fun part. Toss the gnoll and the rest of the ingredients in a paper bag......shake....shake.....shake till he rattles and rolls. Once you tire of shaking....pour the drunken gnoll into a casserole dish and bake 45 minutes. Dinner is served with a french flair. Serve a nice red wine and enjoy!
pinwheels

Now this is one of my favorites.....Lemon Pepper Gnoll Pinwheels 1 gnarly gnoll troll (properly washed and pumped with ale) 1/4 cup boars lard 1/4 soy sauce 1 tblsp lemon pepper (remember to keep away from nose rule) few drops of hot pepper sauce (grin while you watch him squirm) 8 cherry tomatoes
pinwheel direct

Pound the gnoll with a meat mallet (I so enjoy this part). Once senseless combine the other ingredients in a bowl. Put gnoll in a bag with a keg of ale...let marinate for 4 hours. When he's good and drunk.....drain gnoll. Roll him around the cherry tomatoes. Skewer securely with sword. Grill over medium coals for 15 minutes. 10 minutes for rare (be careful with this cause he might still move and get wedged between your teeth).
sausage

Some folks prefer the Sausage-Stuffed Gnoll Roll-ups. 1 gnarly gnoll troll 2 tbsp chopped green onion 6 boar sausage links 1/2 cup ale
sausage direct

First the fun part.......pound the gnoll with a meat mallet until flat. Sprinkle him with salt and onions. Since the gnoll can't resist sausage....stuffing is easy. Just feed him the links....he'll swallow them whole. Once the gnoll is stuffed, roll him up and tie his tail to his nose to secure him. Toss on the grill for about 10 minutes.
Gnoll Sausage Supper Salad

For a quick and easy meal try the Gnoll Sausage Supper Salad. 4 cups of lettuce. 1 gnarly gnoll troll 6 boar sausage links 2 hard cooked roc eggs 1/2 cup onion 1/2 cup mayonnaise 1 1/2 tsp horseradish 1/4 cup ale seasoned with salt and pepper
supper salad direct

Gnoll Super Supper Salad.......Place salad in bowl......add sausages and other ingredients other than the gnoll. Toss the gnoll in and add the ale dressing. Must be served immediately else the gnoll will gobble up the sausages.
gnoll hot dog.......

For a super quick treat try Gnarlly Gnoll on Relish. Stuff gnoll in keg of alchohol until well pickled. Once still, toss on hot dog bun.....cover in relish....(insure relish is nice and cold cause warm liquids tend to fool the ole system into thinking it's time to relieve itself). Add a bit of shredded cheese (avoid making the gnoll sneeze if possible).....get ready to tempt the tastebuds.....squirt of bit of mustard in nice zig zaggy pattern...voila!.....enjoy!
thanks....

I hope you enjoy my recipes and remember the best gnoll is a luncheon gnoll! as an added bonus....here's instructions on how to Spit-Roast a gnoll. Insert spit rod through center cavity of dressed gnoll (to see one naked is nauseating). Secure gnoll well with wires and/or wire mesh. Tie legs together, cover tail and ears with foil. Place drip pan between rows of hot coals. Balance spit and turn about once an hour. Gnoll will shrink as it roasts, have tools handy to tighten wires. Use a sprinkler to put out any flare ups. Check gnoll for doneness with a meat thermometer in center of thigh of hind leg. 8 hours later dine like royalty!
dedication

This cook book is affectionally dedicated to Ritcher1.....my main ingredient in all of the recipes:)

Объекты

Кристальный дракон
- 33, 40 подземелье
- Сообщение: Feeling mighty frisky aren't we......to be one gnolly
Крепость
- 35, 34 подземелье
- Название: Q's Prison
- Название: boost
Колония
- 68, 31 подземелье
- Название: Trollville
- Название: Creatures
- Сообщение: Hearing the dinner bell ring..........troops rally to your cause
- Название: Pennies from heaven
- Сообщение: Qrystal is shedding again.......the trade rate appears to be good
Колония
- 2, 30 подземелье
- Название: Gnollville
- Название: creatures
- Сообщение: Hearing the dinner bell ring..........troops rally to your cause
- Название: Pennies from heaven
- Сообщение: Qrystal is shedding again.......the trade rate appears to be good
Гнолл мародер
- 24, 10 подземелье
- Сообщение: You can't have my gold!....I need it for the pretty ladies...they won't talk to me for free!!
Гнолл мародер
- 48, 11 подземелье
- Сообщение: You can't have my gold!....I need it for the pretty ladies...they won't talk to me for free!!
Кристальный дракон
- 36, 63 подземелье
- Сообщение: Only the desperate.......crazed.........not-so-smart.......enter the land of the dead!
Событие
- 48, 20 подземелье
- Сообщение: You spy a gnoll fearfully running for his life while a large pink dainty dragon chases him with recipe book in talons!
Событие
- 26, 20 подземелье
- Сообщение: You spy a gnoll fearfully running for his life while a large pink dainty dragon chases him with recipe book in talons!
Событие
- 9, 62 подземелье
- Сообщение: It appears Qrystal is getting ready to prepare one of her favorite recipes. She just ran out of seasoning and you were kind enough to spare her some. She repays you generously.
Событие
- 61, 65 подземелье
- Сообщение: It appears Qrystal is getting ready to prepare one of her favorite recipes. She just ran out of seasoning and you were kind enough to spare her some. She repays you generously.
Гнолл мародер
- 29, 25 подземелье
- Сообщение: *whimpers pitifully.......pleeeeeeeeze save me!*
Кристальный дракон
- 48, 23 подземелье
- Сообщение: Unfortunatley.........you got between Qrystal and her lunch......not a wise thing to do!
Кристальный дракон
- 29, 24 подземелье
- Сообщение: Unfortunatley.........you got between Qrystal and her lunch......not a wise thing to do!
Гнолл мародер
- 48, 24 подземелье
- Сообщение: *whimpers pitifully.......pleeeeeeeeze save me!*
Зверолов
- 34, 37 подземелье
- Название: The Prisoner
- Биография: This face could belong to none other.........than the gnarlly gnoll troll....Ritcher1 himself. His amorous pursuits are well known........and no unprotected leg is safe from his frisky attention. Qrystal in hopes of protecting the female population at large secured him in this mountain stronghold but constantly worries......someday he might bribe an unsuspecting female creature to open the gate........
Перчатки всадника
- 36, 60 подземелье
- Сообщение: *phewwwwwwwww!*........I think these belonged to Ungo.....sure you want them?
Перчатки всадника
- 36, 11 подземелье
- Сообщение: *phewwwwwwwww!*........I think these belonged to Ungo.....sure you want them?
Башмаки скороходы
- 37, 11 подземелье
- Сообщение: Bad enuff to consider Ungo's gloves......but his boots!.......*shrugs*.....well it's your life you are taking into your hands!
Башмаки скороходы
- 37, 60 подземелье
- Сообщение: Bad enuff to consider Ungo's gloves......but his boots!.......*shrugs*.....well it's your life you are taking into your hands!
Элементалист
- 68, 32 подземелье
- Название: Qwirky
- Биография: Qwirky was the result of an illicit union of Ritcher and a lady trog who got caught in an earth elemental swamp. Unfortunately the little trog was a bit slow in getting away and a few months later Qwirky made his chaotic appearance in the world. Due to his nature he blindly goes where no gnoll has gone before with often unexpected results......
Элементалист
- 2, 31 подземелье
- Название: Qwazy
- Биография: Qwazy was the result of Ritcher's amorous pursuit of Skybroad's leg. How is this possible?....you ask....well....... A crazed lady troll paying no attention to her surrounds made the mistake one day of coming between Ritcher and Skybroads right leg. A few months later Qwazy is born and it is said that he has unusual cravings for leg of lamb.........
Событие
- 24, 53 подземелье
- Сообщение: You chuckle to yourself as you see a large pink dragon holding a squirming gnoll in a hot dog bun. She seems to be squirting mustard on him.....deciding not to interfere you diplomatically ignore the pair and continue on your way. Something seems to have fallen off the bun........
Событие
- 57, 49 подземелье
- Сообщение: You chuckle to yourself as you see a large pink dragon holding a squirming gnoll in a hot dog bun. She seems to be squirting mustard on him.....deciding not to interfere you diplomatically ignore the pair and continue on your way. Something seems to have fallen off the bun........
Событие
- 35, 35 подземелье
- Сообщение: As you approach the prison, your heart races.......the blood starts pumping.......you can almost smell the enticing aroma of gnolls barbequing on the grill! It's time for the main entree!!!!!!!!!!

Герои 3 - карта Dragon's Revenge

Инструкция

Скачать

Слухи

События

Объекты

Комментарии к файлу " Dragon's Revenge"