Герои 3 - карта Bloodrules

Объекты

• Случайный город
  • 18, 18 подземелье
  • Название: Castille Gold
• Указатель
  • 0, 34 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Did you hear about the blonde who died drinking milk?...... The cow fell on her!
• Друид
  • 18, 20 подземелье
  • Название: Queen Gildyn
  • Биография: They say her yellow tresses make the daisy weep. A purer gold has yet to be found even in the deepest mines. Some would call her a blonde, but she is much more. She is a blonde with power!
• Указатель
  • 28, 33 подземелье
  • Сообщение: How do blonde's brain cells die?............... Alone!
• Событие
  • 29, 31 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Blast, this white fluffy stuff keeps settling in my hair. Horror upon horror it is making my gorgeous tresses limp. There appears to be a nice dry spot up ahead where you can dry your lovely hair. Surely the people of this land will appreciate your queenly attributes if you look your best. Eagerly you approach the frosty leanto. As the snow swirls around your head, glittering creatures attack!
• Событие
  • 18, 28 подземелье
  • Сообщение: My goodness it will take forever to get all that sticky sand out of my scrumptious yellow locks. Surely all this lush fauna and fresh air, will be good for you golden curls. With a happy cry you rush forward to claim the lovely land for your own. Unfortunately some of the current tenants object. Jeering at their wrinkled faces and ugly white hair you vow to teach them to appreciate true beauty.
• Указатель
  • 16, 27 подземелье
  • Сообщение: There's a blonde, brunette, and a redhead all in the seventh grade. Which one is the prettiest?..... The blonde because she is 18!
• Событие
  • 5, 23 подземелье
  • Сообщение: You are tired of this damp hair unfriendly land. It seems to just get worse each passing day. Thank goodness there is a well up ahead to wash your delicate golden locks. As your steed daintily steps into the muck to find a path to that glorious watery beacon, the swampy waters begin to swirl!
• Указатель
  • 5, 25 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Why is it a blonde can not have more than a 10 minute lunchbreak?..... Because otherwise you have to retrain her.
• Событие
  • 6, 10 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Wonderful, up ahead you see an arena. What a neat idea. Now instead of being at the rear of your troops where none can gaze at your glory, you can stand in the middle of the arena with your troops surrounding you. Your gold gorgeousness can be shared with all. With an elated cry you rush toward the ampitheator of beauty. Unfortunately some medusa queens feel your blonde beauty cannot compete with their slithering locks!
• Указатель
  • 3, 16 подземелье
  • Сообщение: What is similar between a UFO and a smart blonde?.... You always hear about them, but never see one.
• Указатель
  • 8, 3 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Do you know how to get a blonde to laugh on Sunday?.... You tell her the joke on Friday.
• Событие
  • 30, 19 подземелье
  • Сообщение: The harsh humidity is ruining a perfectly good hair day. Water travel has never been beneficial to your golden tresses. Flouncing off in a huff you order your troops to continue. After all it is very important to keep up queenly appearances. Unfortunately as you are flouncing you disturb a nest of water creatures taking a bath.
• Указатель
  • 32, 18 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?.... To see what was on the other side.
• Указатель
  • 27, 5 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Why is beauty more important than brains for a blonde?... Because plenty of men are stupid but not many of them are blind.
• Событие
  • 23, 6 подземелье
  • Сообщение: All this dust is surely not good for the complexion not to mention what it is doing to your lovely hair. As your advisors grovel at your feet and swear to your unmatched beauty, their groveling appears to have disturbed some unfriendly snakes!
• Событие
  • 26, 28 подземелье
  • Сообщение: A group of pixies jealous of your long golden locks attempt to snatch you bald. You quickly order your gallant troups to attack the blond fluzzies!
• Событие
  • 2, 18 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Oh look! Some pretty red kitties. Wouldn't they make some lovely furs to frame your golden curls. Quickly you order your troops to attack before they can escape.
• Событие
  • 18, 19 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Ah another castle to conquer. This must be that pretentious blonde fluzzy who thinks she can rule all. Well, I'll just have to show her who has the truly most beautiful golden locks. Gosh, I sure hope there is lots of mirrors and plenty of hair dressers. I sure could use a bit of pampering after all this traveling. As you reach for the door knocker, you are attacked!
• Событие
  • 21, 11 подземелье
  • Сообщение: How convenient, a lovely witch hut. Surely she has some miraculous hair potion products which will make my lovely locks shine even brighter! Her pets rush forward to deter any unwanted visitors. Knowing their mistake you rush forward to correct their misinterpretation.
• Событие
  • 2, 3 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Oh look! One of your special funded hair schools for the especially blonde repressed. You send one of your scouts forward to warn of your impending visit so all those lovely mirrors can be sparkling clean for queenly viewing. As the royal hair dressers prepare your queenly tresses, some hags with really bad hair attack your troops. You offer small discounts at your hair school, but they appear determined to seperate your lovely locks from your head...... One strand at a time!
• Событие
  • 12, 5 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Blast, if it's not cold enough to freeze a fire elemental, it's hot enough to boil a water elemental. It sure will be nice to get back to your comfy castle with it's flattering mirrors, refreshing water and golden combs for golden locks. It just doesn't make since why you have to work so hard for world conquest. Your gorgeous hair alone should give you the title of Queen of the World. Why even the nice signs talk about blondes alot All of a sudden the pretty red pond starts to move!
• Событие
  • 15, 35 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Goodie! A nice dry camp by the river. Should offer a wonderful opportunity to relax and of course, wash my beautiful blond hair! Espying a bottle of shampoo in one of the mercenary saddle bags, you grab it and head for the river. Unfortunately the mercenary does not care to share and rounds up his comrades.
• Указатель
  • 13, 11 подземелье
  • Сообщение: Did you hear about the blonde&the brunette who jumped off a cliff?.. The brunette hit the ground first cause the blonde had to stop and ask directions
• Случайный город
  • 18, 17 суша
  • Название: Golden Goddess
• Указатель
  • 35, 34 суша
  • Сообщение: Why don't blonde's ever eat pickles?........ Because they can't get their heads out of the jar.
• Чернокнижник
  • 18, 19 суша
  • Название: Queen Goldyn
  • Биография: A beautiful queen with golden hair that rivals the sun, some would call her blonde but she is much more than that. She is a blond with power!
• Бесконечная повозка дров
  • 35, 29 суша
  • Сообщение: As you are trudging through the snow, you come across a rather large tree pulling a small wooden cart. Suddenly it crosses you mind that the cart could be used to carry your assorted hair accessories. Evidently the tree doesn't really need the cart, since it appears to be empty. Feeling a sense of self-importance and extreme generosity, you offer to take the cart off the old trees hands.........mmmmm you mean limbs. The old tree starts creaking and making noises that almost sound like it was pleading to keep its child. You brush it's silly protests aside, after all a child of a large tree would be a small tree not a wooden cart. Pulling the small cart out of it's wooden arms, it suddenly tries to snarl your beautiful hair! Furious, you order your troops to cut the old thing down.
• Указатель
  • 11, 30 суша
  • Сообщение: How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?..... Hold a candle to her ear.
• Указатель
  • 7, 26 суша
  • Сообщение: What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?..... A wind tunnel.
• Бездонный сосуд ртути
  • 6, 19 суша
  • Сообщение: Feeling the dirt seeping into your skin, you call for a stop and an emergency hair wash. On the ground you notice a pretty silver bottle. Furious and thinking one of the hair dressers dropped one of your precious bottles of shampoo, you stomp over to the bottle. Picking the bottle up, you dust it off and pull out the cork. Expecting to smell the sweet perfume of lilacs to enhance your hair, you are surprised to see smoke ooze from the bottle. Dropping it, you scream for a mirror! There is just no telling what that awful grey stuff is doing to your golden hair!
• Событие
  • 2, 9 суша
  • Сообщение: Up ahead is a nice spring where it will feel heavenly to wash your gorgeous hair. Just thinking about the opportunity to get the sand out of your hair sends shivers down your gorgeous body. With a cry of excitement you kick your faithful steed and fly toward the refreshing waters. Unfortunately it appears some of the refugees from the camp do not want to share the sparkling water.
• Указатель
  • 3, 12 суша
  • Сообщение: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?..... She falls out of the tree.
• Неиссякаемое кольцо серы
  • 2, 0 суша
  • Сообщение: A very old man with long white hair approaches your troops. In his hand you see a glittering ring the color of your beautiful golden hair. It is obvious the ring will compliment your hair and you really must have it. The old man claims the ring belonged to his deceased daugther that was sacrificed to the dragon gods. Twirling a blonde curl softly you whisper I don't care, it will be mine! with that statement you snatch it out of his hand and tell him he is welcome to join his daughter.
• Событие
  • 14, 3 суша
  • Сообщение: As the heat rises from the lava fields you feel your hair beginning to friz. This is not good, you feel the need to return immediately to the castle for emergency hair conditioning treatments. As you turn your mighty steed, the advisors scurry forth and plead Oh beautiful queen, we really must continue. Pour a bit of this oil on your lovely head and as we travel through this steamy land your hair will get a lovely hot oil treatment Reluctantly you comb the sticky mess through your golden locks. Giving a You're gonna die if this don't work look to your advisors, you continue. Suddenly it appears the oily smell has attracted a pack of dogs.
• Указатель
  • 9, 0 суша
  • Сообщение: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?.... Thanks for the refill.
• Бездонный мешок золота
  • 35, 15 суша
  • Сообщение: Our of the corner of your eye, you catch sight of an ugly dwarf dragging a large sack of pretty gold rocks. Exclaiming you order your troops to catch the wee man. Those rocks would make really pretty earrings to go with your beautiful golden hair. As your troops reach for the sack the little man swings his axe!
• Событие
  • 30, 16 суша
  • Сообщение: You ask your advisors if all this traveling is necessary. Surely this humidity is ruining a perfectly good hair day. They stress the importance of resources in able to replenish your comb supply. Flouncing off in a huff you order your troops to continue. After all it is very important to keep up queenly appearances. Unfortunately as you are flouncing you disturb a nest of bugs.
• Указатель
  • 33, 16 суша
  • Сообщение: How does a blonde kill a bird? ..... She throws it off a cliff.
• Событие
  • 22, 7 суша
  • Сообщение: Finally some friendly looking land. Surely all this lovely green landscapte and fresh air, will be good for you golden curls. Anxiously you gallop into the lush lands. Your steed stumbles into a nest of birds.
• Указатель
  • 15, 12 суша
  • Сообщение: What's the quickest way to drown a blonde?.... You put a mirror on the bottom of a lake.
• Событие
  • 10, 17 суша
  • Сообщение: Amazing, I can see my reflection in the lovely shrine. Isn't it simply incredible how gorgeous my hair looks even when traveling. As you gaze in wonder at the true testament of your beauty a group of jealous sprites attack your lovely hair.
• Событие
  • 6, 2 суша
  • Сообщение: Surely this quaint little beauty shop would be a place to freshen up. Eagerly you approach the stone building. As you open the door a group of ugly bald creatures attack!
• Нескончаемое кольцо самоцветов
  • 34, 1 суша
  • Сообщение: You notice a pretty multi-colored cow with a stunning ring in it's nose. That ring would make a lovely hair ornament. As your troops attempt to corner the illusive creature, he gives a mighty snort. Even with this disgusting development you insist on having that ring. Of course, your soldiers insist on hazardous pay. Giving each soldier an additional small picture of your gorgeous self, you merrily order them to get that ring!
• Неисчерпаемая вагонетка руды
  • 19, 35 суша
  • Сообщение: Wow! What luck! A large cart that looks like it is big enough to carry all your hair products! A rather large metal man appears to be attached to the front of it. With a toss of your blonde locks, you tell your men to detach the rusty man from the lovely cart. Snatching a mirror before it is loaded, you take a quick gaze to assure yourself that your blond beauty is still impecable. The glare from the sun reflecting from the mirror appears to shine right into the rusty metal man's eyes. It begins to stir. As it reaches toward your sacred mirror, your order it destroyed!
• Событие
  • 6, 24 суша
  • Сообщение: Oh look, you see a herd of cows hiding amongst the tall bushes. How lovely. You remember your mother mentioning what wonders cow milk does for the complexion and especially the hair. Merrily you send some servents to milk them. Unfortunately it appears they are not the milking kind.
• Событие
  • 11, 35 суша
  • Сообщение: What a lovely place to camp. Maybe there's a nice warm shower inside for me to wash these curly tresses.
• Событие
  • 25, 14 суша
  • Сообщение: As you travel across the river you are suddenly struck by the beauty of the place. Just seeing your gorgeous reflection has enhanced the loveliness of the scenery by 100%! You quickly order your troops to ease on by without causing ripples, as your raptly watch your image dance across the water. The image appears to be shifting...........
• Событие
  • 0, 28 суша
  • Сообщение: Up ahead you are encouraged by the sight of a man dancing with joy in these damp and forbidding swamplands. Obviously he has seen your gorgeous golden locks and merrily awaits your charming presence. As you continue forward to lavish him with your beauty and wit, some damp ugly creatures with ...... non-blond hair rush forward with sharp blades to shorten your lovely locks down to your neck!
• Событие
  • 29, 31 суша
  • Сообщение: Blast, if it's not cold enough to freeze a fire elemental, it's hot enough to boil a water elemental. It sure will be nice to get back to your comfy castle with it's flattering mirrors, warm water and golden combs for golden locks. It just doesn't make since why you have to work so hard for world conquest. You know you have the prettiest blonde hair and that should be recommendation enough. Why even the nice signs talk about blondes a lot As you stumble over a frozen root, a bunch of popsicles attack!
• Событие
  • 3, 3 суша
  • Сообщение: Surely a golden comb or two can be found in this lovely box. As you open the casket wraiths pluck at your hair. Screaming Protect my Hair! Protect my Hair! you order your troops to attack the dead harpies. Sobbing you reach for a comb to repair the damage, as your army stomps the ugly little fluzzies!
• Событие
  • 2, 12 суша
  • Сообщение: As you approach the camp to search for hair care products, some harpies take offense.
• Событие
  • 27, 3 суша
  • Сообщение: Rumors say that dwarves make the softest skin cream. I wonder how many it takes for a dozen jars.
• Событие
  • 28, 35 суша
  • Сообщение: A well! What a lovely thought. The gods must have knew I would need to wash my gorgeous hair.
• Событие
  • 26, 25 суша
  • Сообщение: Oh my, I really applaud the natives attempt to worship my beauty. Yet, it seems that no true artists live among them. It is evident these people are in serious need of help. An artisan is sent immediately from the castle to locate the gentle folks who made this statue and help them to erect a proper tribute to your blonde perfection. You send a servent to cleanup the food droppings and mutter at the inconsideration of some picnikers. Incredibly some strange creatures seem upset at your noble efforts!
• Событие
  • 24, 21 суша
  • Сообщение: Look! A lemon tree. Happily you rush forth and start shaking the tree. Drat! Things start falling out of the tree, but they don't appear to be lemons.
• Указатель
  • 22, 3 суша
  • Сообщение: Why is a blonde like a bottle of wine?.... They are both empty from the neck up.
• Событие
  • 13, 28 суша
  • Сообщение: You are mad! Burning angry! Gonna blast somebody, mad! All this dratted sand is making your golden tresses hang in clumps. Some fool is gonna pay. How dare some stupid god destroy the mines and force you on this torturous mission to build your castle. You are sick and tired of it. Flipping a clump of sticky hair over your shoulder, the sand peltering against a nearby tomb appears to have disturbed some shrouded tenants.
• Изобильная накидка кристаллов
  • 2, 33 суша
  • Сообщение: How odd! A dried up old corpse has been left outside with a simply beautiful cape. With the high color, the cape would frame your golden tresses to perfection. The old man has obviously been dead for quite some time and should have no need for such beautiful clothing. There is not doubt the cape would look better on me and my looks would only enhance it's value. Eagerly you reach to take the cape off the dried up old man. All of a sudden, the bag of bones starts to move!
• Указатель
  • 31, 33 суша
  • Сообщение: How do you make a one arm blonde fall out of a tree?.... Wave to her!